real ultimate power.

i'm trying to justify writing a new program about ninjas. in my quest to find some usable material, i came across this website.* it's perhaps the most awesome ninja-related piece of funniness since that full-length motion picture about the big green turtles.

(raphael was always my favorite. apparently, as a ten year old, i felt i could identify with him and all his melancholy deepness. or maybe i just felt bad that he had to spend so much of the movie lying half-dead in that bathtub. don't think i didn't have the soundtrack to that movie either. i did. )

*warning: some naughty content.