boo.

in the spirit of halloween candy and... bad comedy i've decided to post some awesomely bad laffy taffy non jokes. my youth group girls and i had some good laughs over these last night.

Courtney P. Sand Springs, OK
Q. Why don't some people like ice in their water?
A. Because it waters it down.

"not a joke."

Michelle W. Stockholm, CA
Q. Why does the bulldog have a flat nose?
A. Because he parked cars.

"notajoke. and huh?"

Adam S. Dunn Loring, VA
Q. What flies and helps people?
A. A helidoctor.

"(sigh) ok that is kind of a joke. but a bad one."

Kim B. Utica, NY
Q. What do you call people trying to cross a busy street in LA?
A. The Los Angeles Dodgers

"not. a. joooke."

and finally... i swear this was taken from an actual laffy taffy.

Erin M. Hartford, CT
Q. Mom: Did you sweep behind the door?
A. Daughter: Yes, I swept everything behind the door!

"seriously. what?"