sara hates...

it has begun. winter weather. i hate it. i hate it so much that it makes me want to do a desperate outrage to myself. like run my car into oncoming traffic. stick sharpened pencils into my eyeballs. or listen to james taylor sing "shower theeee people" on repeat for 72 hours. i hate it.

here are some other things that google says i hate.

sara hates untidiness and lack of organization.
sara hates men on drugs.
sara hates lawsuits.
sara hates other cats, and all the cats in the neighborhood are afraid of her.
sara hates that bar because every time she goes there she has to re-introduce herself to the same 12 people.
sara hates triathlons (and misses mom).
sara hates shoes and heating vents.
sara hates kiss-asses.
sara hates the thought of going to the country.
and...
(this was on page 10 of my search, i swear)
SARA HATES THE SNOW.

word. google. word.