Monday, October 31, 2005

boo.













in the spirit of halloween candy and... bad comedy i've decided to post some awesomely bad laffy taffy non jokes. my youth group girls and i had some good laughs over these last night.

Courtney P. Sand Springs, OK
Q. Why don't some people like ice in their water?
A. Because it waters it down.

"not a joke."

Michelle W. Stockholm, CA
Q. Why does the bulldog have a flat nose?
A. Because he parked cars.

"notajoke. and huh?"

Adam S. Dunn Loring, VA
Q. What flies and helps people?
A. A helidoctor.

"(sigh) ok that is kind of a joke. but a bad one."

Kim B. Utica, NY
Q. What do you call people trying to cross a busy street in LA?
A. The Los Angeles Dodgers

"not. a. joooke."

and finally... i swear this was taken from an actual laffy taffy.

Erin M. Hartford, CT
Q. Mom: Did you sweep behind the door?
A. Daughter: Yes, I swept everything behind the door!

"seriously. what?"

Thursday, October 27, 2005

books: check 'em out.... or... you know... don't.

something i've been thinking about lately. . .

what's the big deal about books? why has our culture elevated books as a superior form of communication? why is it so imperative that we nurture a lifelong love of reading in our nation's youth? what is so terrible about not really liking to read books?

Iliteracy in the US and around the world is a problem. there is absolutely no question about that and therefore i won't bother to discuss it. people should be able to read. but why are so many people up in arms about this apparent problem of Aliteracy? Aliteracy, for those who aren't familiar with the term, is having the ability to read, but choosing not to. it seems to me that our culture demonizes Aliteracy and the people who 'suffer' from it. Aliterate people are looked down on as less cultured or deficient because their first instinct when they have some spare time is not to pick up a novel. for example, a textbook that i'm reading for one of my classes discusses the idea of SSR. sustained silent reading. the textbook suggests some ways to deal with 'those children who simply refuse to read.' it suggests just letting them 'sleep' and assumes that eventually, when they see how much all the other kids are enjoying it, they'll realize that they love reading too. what a crock of s*#t? first of all, why must we assume that a child who does not like to read is broken? or... tired for that matter? perhaps this child just likes to receive information in other forms and through other mediums. perhaps during SSR said child should be allowed to listen to music or read a comic book. i could be wrong about this, but isn't the purpose of reading to enrich our lives and teach us new things about new people and the world around us? why is it that we believe reading books is the only real way to accomplish this?

i type this diatribe as someone who could be thought of as [gasp] Aliterate. i've got the disease, people. don't come too close or you might catch it. when i have some spare time, my first instinct is almost never to pick up a book. in fact, my first instinct when i have some spare time is usually to [shudder] listen to my favorite rock music cd. shhh. don't tell the first lady.

now, don't get me wrong. i like books. i like novels and short stories and poems. i like reading. i like literature. i'm going to be an English teacher, for crying out loud. i think that all people have the ability to, at the very least, appreciate books and probably even enjoy reading them. but i also think that all people have the right to choose how they spend their time and how they receive information. and so i do not think literate people who choose not to read are stupid or ignorant or lame. perhaps instead of pouring resources into fighting Aliteracy, we ought to be striving to promote multiple literacies. if a kid likes to watch tv, let's teach him how to do it properly. certainly all forms of communication--written or otherwise--have the ability to enrich our lives and teach us new things.

Friday, October 21, 2005

literary terms

. . .

vil-la-nelle

n.

a 19-line poem of fixed form consisting of 5 tercets and a final quatrain on 2 rhymes, with the first and third lines of the first tercet repeated alternately as a refrain closing the succeeding stanzas and joined as the final couplet of the quatrain.

. . .

the huh?

Monday, October 17, 2005

saabwatch 2005










10/15/05 EGR middle school.

not the greatest pic ever. but i had coffee in one hand and my camera phone in the other trying to drive through this narrow little lot. it's amazing i didn't hit anyone... or anything.

go in peace

the benediction has long been my favorite part of any worship service. it does not take much for a benediction to bring tears to my eyes. the former pastor at my church, Scott Hoezee, gave a wonderful sermon about benedictions a few years ago. if you have time, read it. in fact, read as many of his sermons as you can. he's a wonderful preacher. and dearly missed at Calvin CRC. here is the benediction Reverend Hoezee gave our congregation every sunday:

God go before you to guide you
God go beside you to befriend you
God go beneath you to support you
God to behind you to protect you
do not be afraid
in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit
do not be afraid
go in peace
Amen

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

david gray











for all that we struggle
for all we pretend
it don't come down to nothing
except love in the end
and ours is a road
that is strewn with goodbyes
but as it unfolds
as it all unwinds
remember your soul is the one thing you can't compromise
take my hand
we're gonna go where we can shine

Monday, October 10, 2005

saabwatch 2005










10/9/05

this might be the last sighting of the season. and right in front of my apartment! the shrewd observer will notice that both my dream car and my actual car are in this picture. like rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous.